Monkey Business at the Chicago Art Institute

This is a ceramic model of a larger sculpture. 

It is a balloon monkey.  The kind Jerry Brader does.  I was standing on the side of the display representing the monkey’s tail. While standing there trying to figure it out, I heard a woman say to someone I assumed was her husband, in a very Sister Mary Margaret tone, “you'd better start praying for all those impure thoughts you are having."  I struggled to see and then I saw what she saw and what he saw.  The monkey’s tail looked like a very nice-sized penis that would make any guy envious.  Five Hail Marys for you.  RIGHT NOW.  You too, because you see it now.  Get started on those Hail Marys!