Answer: When Dan takes up trapping a racoon.
So far the racoon is winning, robbing us of a loaf of bread and four bananas. We put a slice of bread with cream cheese salmon dip on one slice and another sliced bread with peanut butter creamy style in the back of the trap. Dan cut carefully thinly sliced bananas on the dock in breadcrumb style into the trap. The wiley critter ate the banana and reached over the trigger that closed the door and then made off. He left Dan a beautiful trail of white paw prints of cream cheese salmon dip. He did not even leave a note or a thank you on the extensive buffet spread. Dan wanted to take his Henry rifle on the Loop. No. No, Dan. No. He argued how handy a Henry rifle would be. He mentioned he would like to fly the coon tail on the Gammel Dansk mast. He says we would be more respected in Tennessee flying that coon tail.
Not all problems are maritime related.
Not all problems are maritime related.
Flying our colors: The Washington State flag.
Note Trapper Dan’s trap on the dock and also note the absence of
a coontail flying off the mast.
a coontail flying off the mast.
Great story! Oh, the tales (tails?) you could tell!
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